An Online Ghoul

wife-leaver:

tim robinson character yaoi will be the next big thing on this website we are only weeks away from seeing an incredible artist very sincerely depict a beautiful scene of the driving crooner dying in the arms of karl havoc

oriko-mikuni:

lunarlagomorph:

lunarlagomorph:

oriko-mikuni:

People will say literally anything about one piece

In ome piece theres an island with really long horses that are called hooooorses

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I wasnt joking about this

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YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

milktrician-hell:

if you want to know how wayne’s 24 hr kingdom hearts stream is going we just started kh2

watch here! fundraising for Fund Texas Choice

Do you get episodic dreams? For the past while Ive been playing through this 360 game where you have to raise horses and then you send them off into a dungeon. Bought it at gamestop and everything, it was used though and had that generic sleeve that they used to put in the case sometimes. There was this visceral birthing section of it where you had to maneuver the analog sticks in the right way to help the horse out of the womb and then you could feed it and brush it etc. last night I fed the horse it's "last meal" and had to watch it explore the dungeon.

Anonymous

powerburial:

hahaha what the fuck man

leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

coughloop:

coughloop:

If this next espresso shot tastes bad too I’m killing myself

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Yes Master.. .

rainyatrium:

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he has no idea

khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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hotvampireadjacent:

🦕🦖

I miss them so much every fucking day it isn’t fair they’re gone. RIP dionsauirs I miss you so much I’m fucking crying. We could have been friends and I could have used the long neck as a slide. IT ISNT FAIR

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:
“new game
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konified:

Me when I’m a GBA fire emblem character and I’m trying to jack someone off but I land a critical

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psygull:

whenever i mess up cooking eggs the edwardian dandy who follows me around looking over my shoulder says “poor show, old boy!” and shakes his head sympathetically